I got this dress at a thrift store for…
December 20th, 2011 | 
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Marla Singer:
I got this dress at a thrift store for one dollar.
Narrator:
It was worth every penny.
Marla Singer:
It’s a bridesmaid’s dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day, and then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree. So special. Then, bam, it’s on the side of the road.
(Grabs Narrator’s crotch)
Marla Singer:
Tinsel still clinging to it. Like a sex crime victim. Underwear inside out. Bound with electrical tape.
Narrator:
Well, then it suits you.
Marla Singer:
You can borrow it sometime.
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